McDonald's Menu Prices at Hollywood — 33021 ★3.5 (2805)

--- ## ⭐ Review: McDonald’s (0/10 — I want my time back) McDonald’s isn’t fast food — it’s **slow disappointment** wrapped in yellow packaging and lies. The moment you walk in, the smell hits you like a **memory of regret**. Not hunger. Regret. It’s like someone described food to a machine that had never eaten before and it said, “Yeah, I think this is right.” The burgers look like they were **assembled during an argument**. The buns are dry but somehow soggy, the meat tastes like it has seen things, and the cheese? That’s not cheese. That’s a **plastic square with commitment issues**. The fries are either: * completely limp and cold or * aggressively salty like they’re trying to dehydrate you out of spite There is no in-between. Ever. The soda tastes like static. The ice has more personality than the drink. And somehow the cup is always sticky, even when it’s brand new — like McDonald’s just assumes you’ve already spilled something and skips ahead. The menu is huge but meaningless. Everything tastes the same, just rearranged into different shapes like a **food-themed ransom note**. You order with hope and receive confusion. Ordering feels like a psychological experiment. The screen asks you 47 questions, the machine freezes, and when you finally get your food it’s somehow **wrong in ways you didn’t even order**. The nuggets are shaped like abstract thoughts and taste like **salted air with anxiety**. The sauces are the only thing doing any emotional labor, and even they look tired. And after you eat? You don’t feel full. You don’t feel satisfied. You feel… **haunted**. McDonald’s doesn’t ruin your day immediately. It waits 20 minutes, then reminds you of your choices. This place has been open for decades and still hasn’t figured out how to serve food that feels intentional. It’s not comfort food — it’s **food you eat when you’ve given up negotiating with yourself**. If McDonald’s disappeared tomorrow, history would remember it not as a restaurant, but as a **warning**. --- If you want: * 😈 even meaner (like “corporate funeral speech”) * 😈 a fake Yelp review that goes viral * 😈 or a dramatic monologue version Just tell me how nuclear you want it 💣

Service and customer service is terrible. Horrible people working at this establishment. They got my order wrong at the drive thru so I had to go inside to correct it. I ordered a daily double which is supposed to come with a drink, fries, nuggets, and burger. They only gave me the burger and drink. I went inside and told the lady politely that my order was incorrect and that I am missing items. She walked away and started talking about me in Spanish, not knowing that I know everything and exactly what she’s saying. She complained in Spanish that she didn’t do the order so why should she have to fix it. I will NOT be coming back to this McDonald’s. I am SICK of this location. Not the first time I have had issues. I rather just drive down to Sheridan st anytime I’m craving.

I have to order water because all machines are damage No flavor just like water or taste pretty bad like dont Clean

Jamesly is awesome..Definitely deserves a promotion 👌🏽 thanks for taking our order..keep up the good work.

Come to this McDonalds if you want hot coffee spilled on you at the drive through & no response from the store manager. I would give negative stars if I could. Literally the worst store I’ve ever been to & now I have a scar to remember it.